It kicks off with around four minutes of Luke stretching, doing splits and presenting himself to the viewer at home. We wrote: “If you’re a true ass lover like myself, this clip is a must-see. Less than fifteen seconds into the trailer for his solo, I was hard as a rock and leaking copious amounts of pre-cum.” To put things into perspective, I jerked off onto my own face an hour (or less) before Don appeared on my computer screen. We wrote: “This callipygian wonder follows in the footsteps of Luke Adams, Seven Dixon, Paco and JJ Swift as one of the most gluteally-gifted male specimens to showcase his, er, assets on film. Though Paul Wagner certainly falls into the latter group, there’s something about him that practically puts him in a whole other league… I love the way his strong, hairy thighs lead up to those strong, hairy cheeks, then you spread them open for even more hairy goodness.” We wrote: “I’ll usually find myself gravitating toward the fuzzy holes of Mike De Marko, Dario Beck, Dale Cooper, Jimmy Fanz and Shawn Wolfe in my horniest moments.
One could have feasibly argued that Wolfe was robbed of the title, but for the sake of limiting drama, we’ll just begin an early campaign for him to snatch the crown in 2014.”ĮDITOR’S NOTE: Shawn did not snatch that crown this year… But he came close! We wrote: “The fuzzy, bearded gay porn star came in fourth place on our list of the Most Astonishing Holes of 2013, coming in behind (no pun intended) the aesthetically pleasing anuses of Johnny Rapid, Justin Owen and our grand prize winner Jimmy Fanz. Take a look at the best Everything Butt posts of 2014 below: We’ll have to make sure that doesn’t happen again in 2015. It’s a little strange that our Butthole of The Year winner Darius Ferdynand didn’t get a mention, but that’s all on me for not highlighting him in the Everything Butt series. On a more positive note, I’m extraordinarily happy with the top ten presented here today! Paddy O’Brian, Shawn Wolfe and Paul Wagner provide a nice dose of fuzziness, while men like Luke Adams, Nick Sterling and our grand prize winner balance things out with their impeccably smooth holes. Gay-for-pay performer Sebastian Young brought in the most traffic, but as the editor of Manhunt Daily, I made an executive decision to not celebrate a man with a proven record of domestic violence and various other crimes.ĭoes this make me an uptight, holier-than-thou smut dictator who doesn’t respect the desires of his readers? Maybe, but in this particular case, I’m okay with that! Sebastian Young can go fuck himself with the prickliest cactus available in the world, and anyone who doesn’t approve of this decision can do the same. If you looked at the numbers along, though, Armond technically didn’t have the most popular Everything Butt post of 2014. Whatever happens, the fact of the matter is that Armond Rizzo’s got a great ass, and he puts it to good use riding some of the biggest cocks in the gay porn industry. There’s a very good chance that he could also take our Hottest Cock Slut award, since he’s currently battling out with a performer who shall not be named for the ultimate title. Pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo has the best butt of the year. Everything Butt: The Best Gay Porn Asses Of 2014